Man Has Been On Bumble For Seven Years With Zero Matches

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Man Has Been On Bumble For Seven Years With Zero Matches

Man Has Been On Bumble For Seven Years With Zero Matches

Man Has Been On Bumble For Seven Years With Zero Matches

And he has no idea why that might be.

Go figure....

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To be fair, his style is horrible and his profile screams lame. 

Eventually he'll connect the dots. 

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"Can't imagine why he hasn't had any matches" /s

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Originally posted by Suarez223

To be fair, his style is horrible and his profile screams lame. 

Eventually he'll connect the dots. 

Touché.

"Always planning the next gig" screams "in between jobs" or "not working". 

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His photos are just not good. He has too many photos of him doing lame things and badly taken. Not saying that changes would turn him into some kind of playboy character, but his current photos aren't helping him. Seven years is rough, that's almost tenth of the average lifespan. 

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To be fair, his style is horrible and his profile screams lame. 

Eventually he'll connect the dots. 

Come on @Suarez223 , this only matters because he's 5'7. I see guys walking around my neighborhood who look just like this and have women on their shoulders. The difference? They're over 6'.

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Guy has to know what the deal is, but seriously, his fashion and presentation are just as big a deal. I know I'll get push back on this, but he's doing cool things, but he presents as a slob. Maybe a six-footer could get away with that, but not him. Even if it were a six-footer, he'd get slammed for being lazy. 

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