What is your strategy in clubs?

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What is your strategy in clubs?
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I go clubbing often and notice that short guys tend to hug the walls a lot, unless they can dance their cabooses off. What is your game plan?

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I don't see this at the clubs I go to. It could be because I tend to go to places where there is a lot of salsa dancing. If you can dance, you can clean up. Those guys hugging the walls either can't dance or don't have game. I don't "only see short guys hugging walls" when I go out. There are plenty of tall guys doing the same thing.

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Dress fly. Dance fly. Have a lot of game. Give no craps.

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Well I just go their take some drinks so I can be relax and start dancing and make some gossip with friend and take some foods.

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I avoid them lol I went to a few when i was younger and it isn't for me. I would rather go hang at a sports bar or a pool hall.

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My strategy is to show up and get lucky. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Remember the line from the song "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and Pharrell.

"She's up all night to have fun" "I'm up all night to get lucky"

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> minilinebacker wrote: > My strategy is to show up and get lucky. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Remember the line from the song "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and Pharrell. "She's up all night to have fun" "I'm up all night to get lucky"

 

Now that song will be stuck in my head for days! NOOOO!!!!! 

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Funnily enough the first time i went clubbing i kissed 2 girls. I've only ever been once though.

I couldn't really see much so I just got some random 6 ft 5+ guy to put me on his shoulders lol

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Lol Babo97. NEVER let another guy pick you up in front of any woman! That's emasculating!

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as a grown man i wouldn't do it

 

but as a teenager ut was just part of having fun/going wild/raving

 

but i know what you mean if i was forcefully picked up by some guy while shouting put me down that would be pretty embarassing and i wouldn't like it/allow it!

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