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Comebacks for height insults.

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ThatFlyShortGuy
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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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08-06-2014 at 11:03 am Thread Starter

Never thought of it that way Manlet007. Great advice. 

 

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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03-01-2017 at 06:51 pm

"I think it's funny that you're taller than me but I still look down on you."

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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03-02-2017 at 09:47 am

Quote:

Originally posted by wi2520

"I think it's funny that you're taller than me but I still look down on you."


That's actually really good!

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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03-02-2017 at 01:02 pm

Think about how your retort is going to be taken, who you are speaking to, and what you want your future relationship to be.  That said, here are some of my retorts:

"What I lack in height you lack in tact."

"I didn't choose to be short, but obviously you do choose to say unkind and stupid things."

"Gosh, where did that come from?  I had no idea you were so insecure."

"Now that we've gotten that over with, do you have anything important to say to me."

"I see you've mastered the obvious.  Ever tried saying something important, kind, or constructive?"

"Wow. If that is your only way of judging people, you are way more shallow than I had imagined."

"How long ago did you abandon kindness and go over to the dark side?"

Here are ones when you are around someone who should care ( friend, relative) , and who you want to be friends with in the future:

"Being short is hard enough. Did you intend to make it harder?"

"If you'll forgive me for not bothering to respond to that unkind remark, I'll forgive you for making it."

"Only very insecure people pick on others. Would you like to meet for coffee so I can help you get over your insecurity?"

"My height is a God-given fact.  Your remark is a moral failure."

Here's the key to it:  Our shortness is something we did not choose, nor is it the result of any failure on our part.  Their unkindness is something they choose, and it's a moral failure on their part.  Your retort needs to address their lack of civility, not the way God made you.  

 

 

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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03-02-2017 at 01:55 pm

Q: Why are you so short?

A: Cause my body misunderstood where to grow (Hint, big penis)

Q: Is that why your ass is so big?

A: Yea, cause there has to be balance, otherweise i would fall backwards.

 

Here is a cute one

 

God only let things grow untill they are perfect. Some of us just didnt take as long as others!

 

"It doesnt matter when we lay down"

"Like in the animal kingdom, shorter animals of the same species live longer, that counts humans aswell" 

"Says the guy/gil with a big belly or small tits"

"Good things comes in small gifts, guess santa wasnt happy with you"

"If you say that one more time, i will smack you"

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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03-03-2017 at 09:30 am

I usually insult some physical flaw that they can't change. Usually shuts them up. 

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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03-09-2017 at 01:11 pm

Gentlemen:  watch this video  https://youtu.be/zBp-Qk9XacY.  This says it all.

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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08-08-2017 at 01:57 pm

 

Ohhhh I have one.

I teach English in South Korea.  Shockingly, they are heightists over there.  I was teaching night classes when a fellow expat teacher asked me this:

"So, what's it like having students taller than you?"

"Gee...I dunno...what's it like having students with bigger dicks than yours?"

Note:  he teaches elementary school.

 

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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08-08-2017 at 05:02 pm

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Originally posted by chadkh

 

Ohhhh I have one.

I teach English in South Korea.  Shockingly, they are heightists over there.  I was teaching night classes when a fellow expat teacher asked me this:

"So, what's it like having students taller than you?"

"Gee...I dunno...what's it like having students with bigger dicks than yours?"

Note:  he teaches elementary school.

 


Wow! For that to work though, you need to have a decent relationship with your co-workers. 

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.
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08-09-2017 at 05:12 am

Dude is a prick and gets on everyone's nerves.  Needless to say, it shut him up quick.

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